buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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vanessaannes:

i really need a day between saturday and sunday

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otterboxes:

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

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indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

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overdid:

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

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chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

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420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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stability:

people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for

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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

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